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Lombardi's Way - Dumping the "perfect plan"

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Dumping the "perfect plan"

So all week long my plan was clear and present. In fact it was perfect, or so I thought.

Step 1: Cheer for the Texans; they win and come to Baltimore

Step 2: The dirty work – hope for a Steelers win in Denver.

Step 3: Steelers continue their winning ways and beat the Commissioner’s Godson and the Patriots in Foxboro.

Step 4: Ravens keep their home winning streak alive and their lifetime mark against the Texans flawless and deliver another problem to Houston.

The plan if properly executed would set up the third game of the 2011 season trilogy between the Ravens and the Steelers.

How could it possibly be any better than to host Pittsburgh for the AFC Championship?

There is not a doubt in my mind that the Ravens would have taken the Steelers down again. NONE! All that silly talk about how hard it is to beat a team three times in the same season was so off the mark as history has proven that 67% of the time the team that won the first 2 games, wins the third.

The matchups just favor Baltimore and Ozzie Newsome carefully constructed this team with the intent to take down those Yinzers. And with a hobbled and beaten Dick Tracy wannabe at quarterback who the Ravens regularly rough up even when healthy, the beating would have been like a new toy on Christmas morning.

Now as the Steelers @ Broncos game drew near, I began to waffle a little on the plan. Could I really root for the Steelers? Wouldn’t most if not all of my vital organs suddenly shut down? Would my family disown me? What a dilemma!

So I met up with some friends at a nearby favorite watering hole to take in the game and as we walked in we rationalized that we would be happy no matter the outcome. If the Broncos won, cool – one of life’s pleasures is a Steelers loss, particularly in the playoffs when they are a prohibitive favorite.

BUT, if the Steelers won then the plan would still be in play.

So the game gets underway and after the first quarter ended, the Broncos had 10 yards of offense and the Steelers had a 6-0 lead. It started to feel like the plan would play out as drawn up. But still it didn’t feel right. It felt a little dirty.

Less than 2 minutes into the second quarter it happened. The plan and the fading clarity came to a fatal crash landing accented by several enthusiastic high fives. Tim Tebow connected with Eddie Royal on a 30 yard scoring strike and following the PAT the Broncos were ahead 7-6. It didn’t feel good – it felt GREAT!

We deep sixed the plan faster than Ben Roethlisberger walks out on a tab.

TEEEEE-BOW, EEEEEE-OOOOH-OH!

The bar was loud. It was almost as if the Ravens were playing. Spirits soared as the Broncos took the lead and then that here-we-go-again feeling dominated the atmosphere when Pittsburgh tied it up at 23. We’ve seen this Steelers Houdini act before.

But Houdini was slain on the first play of overtime. WOW!

Cheering for Tebow felt like a baptism and my sins – my dirty stinking sins and that hideous plan washed away by that beautiful Rocky Mountain spring water. Taste the cold!

So NOW the new plan is for Tebow to work his magic again – to laugh at that 13 ½ point line and believe.

And then maybe, just maybe we can invite No. 15 and his divine connections to our cathedral, M&T Bank Stadium on January 22.

Yep, this Plan B is not so bad…

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m next in the confessional line and I’m sure my penance is going to be a doozy.

 

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OC Bob
Posted On: 1/10/12 1:51 pm
All I can say is, "Ditto! My feelings exactly." It is nice to know others felt the same way I did about the game on Sunday. I tried to be logical envisioning an eventual beat down of the Steelers at M&T on the 22nd but, once the game started, my heart completely overwhelmed brain. Go Ravens!
Leif Swenson
Posted On: 1/10/12 11:59 am
HA! I knew you couldn't actually root for the squealers when it came down to it!
Ravenwoman
Posted On: 1/10/12 6:53 am
I wanted to root for the Steelers because I had THOUGHT, it would be the best team to take down the Patriots. But as the game unfolded, I realized that this crippled, old looking team couldn't beat anybody. Futhermore, I realized that it is not in my DNA to root for the Steelers. I have to admit, I love Tim Tebow. But if he comes here to M&T, my loyalty is always with my dear Ravens! GO RAVENS!!!
Poeboy
Posted On: 1/9/12 3:56 pm
I liked your plan, but when I saw nothing but squeeler jerseys everywhere yesterday, I decided I wanted them to go down... I just could not handle 2 more weeks of the obnoxious fans... As much as I would have loved to beat them, in our house, for the AFC championship, I love the fact that they are DONE!!
Rochardrik
Posted On: 1/9/12 2:22 pm
This was EXACTLY how I felt!. I knew I should hope the steelers would win...(NOTICE I DIDN'T SAY ROOT FOR) after all, they had the better chance in New England, right? But I couldn't help myself. My entire household was rocking... But of course, the stiller luck would come to play in the end... no doubt. But obviously, luck takes a back seat to the Omnipotent one. It confirms the FACT that the closest pleasure to a Raven's win is a stiller loss!
Joe B
Posted On: 1/9/12 1:55 pm
Tony, I totally feel your pain and pleasure. Your experience was the exact same experience at our house party. Everyone was saying, "WTF were we thinking?" Hey Tebow, here's your invite to visit on Jan.22. Please accept!!!



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